tsarbucks:

no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit

the-doctors-sexiest-companion:


spnfans:

that’s a real fancy way of saying “I’m a huge geek”

i’m using this phrase from now on

the-doctors-sexiest-companion:

spnfans:

that’s a real fancy way of saying “I’m a huge geek”

i’m using this phrase from now on

nev & max + not knowing how to deal without one another

weavemunchers:

*walks up to attractive person* I noticed u were eating. U wont believe this but I ALSO enjoy eating. We should get food or married sometime

twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

*sees a dog* *gasps loudly*

hedoesntlikeprettygirls:

'FORBIDDEN FRUIT' 

This is the first shoot of the photo series.  I’m still in the process of deciding on other fruit options and trying to figure out how to open that coconut.

whiteboyslayer:

shoutout to mozzarella sticks

thegreatnarwhalsmuffin:

sleptonshawty:

zixxie:

how all guys should react if a girl doesn’t want to.

how all girls should react if a guy doesn’t want to.

how anyone should react to anyone that doesn’t want to

smellslikeateensblog:

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shiny-cradily:

Zapdos by request (x,x) 

shiny-cradily:

Zapdos by request (x,x

memo44800:

solegunner:

reshiham:

Why cuss when you can use this  fun image of snoop dogg? image

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yourself

This gif says nothing, and everything at the same time

dirudo:

Teacher : So what did you bring for show and tell today

Me :

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