no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit
*walks up to attractive person* I noticed u were eating. U wont believe this but I ALSO enjoy eating. We should get food or married sometime
*sees a dog* *gasps loudly*
shoutout to mozzarella sticks
Why cuss when you can use this fun image of snoop dogg?
This gif says nothing, and everything at the same time
Teacher : So what did you bring for show and tell today